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PROLOGUE: The Inheritance (October 2017)

The humidity in the back room of the Thirsty Egret wasn't just weather; it was an entity. It clung to the skin like a damp wool coat, smelling of stale hops and the slow, rhythmic decay of the mangroves outside.

I sat at the bar, staring at a glass of bourbon I didn’t want, wondering how a woman who once owned three city blocks of Manhattan office space had ended up in a town where the primary mode of transportation was a golf cart with a frayed canopy.

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